Feb 01
A Manspiration Crisis! Posted by Leah

Good morning, kiddies.  And how are all my lovelies today?  Aaah Monday…she’s here again, ain’t she?  She’s all the time coming and going and going and coming…and aleays too soon!  Too soon!  Indeed, I could have used another Sunday.  As it was, my weekend was still quite restful and fun.  The swine flu pandemic that swept through the outer reaches of my one bedroom apartment finally gave way to moderate health.  Though still a bit clogged in the sniffer, I can speak (yay!), smell (yay!) and breathe (yay!) like a normal person.  And if I never see another episode of House Hunters it’ll be too soon.  Too soon! 

Kids, there is a MAJOR CRISIS in Hot Man Diet land!!  A serious crisis of epic proportions!  It needs must be addressed!  It needs must be fixed!  We must Manhandle it, and soon!  (Too soon!)

HER HOTNESS IS UN-MANSPIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know!  I don’t know what to tell you.  I don’t know what to say.  I used to sniff out Hotness in my freaking sleep.  I’d walk into a room, any room, and my inner Hot-dar would instantaneously separate the wheat from the chaff!  Within mere seconds I’d be able to assess the assets and identify potential future Manjoyment.  This was my calling.  This was my skill.  This was what I could offer the world.  But now…now I am a mere shell of my former self.  I am bruised.  I am wounded.  My eye sees naught but boys.  No Hot Men.  Just boys.  It is not that I am bitter, please understand.  I do not hold all boys accountable for the boy who has most recently undone me.  But my appetite for Mancandy, my zest for Manspiration, it is…gone.  Where the hell did it go?!?!  What the hell am I supposed to do in the meantime?!?!?

Who am I, if not Her Hotness?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



One Response

  1. PJ Says:

    Her hotness…. where are’t though?

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